- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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