- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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