- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

if you don't like this you're gay

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