- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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