- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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