What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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DERP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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