Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

richard is fag

if you don't like this you're gay

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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