A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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i dont fisish anythi

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Your Mother

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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