How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Tony Romo

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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