Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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