- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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