Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Your wife died during the delivery.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

womens rights

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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