- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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