- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Robin, Get in the Car

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

- Helen Keller

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

I like poop in my butt

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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