Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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