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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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