- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Swag.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Connor is homo

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