Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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White men's rights

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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