- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

John Cena

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Okay, after this one then...

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's the new green? Green

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

David Cameron

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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