- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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