what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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