- Anti Joke

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.