What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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