What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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sucks Syntax...

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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