How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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