- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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