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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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