An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A seal walks into a club.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Yo Momma So Fat!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

child labor

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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