- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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