An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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