Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Please don't shoot me

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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