- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

quantum physics?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Katy Perry

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Yo mama so fat.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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