Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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i just wrote this so hard

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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