Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

The child was fired from his job.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Pickle

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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