- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i saw amango it splootered

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

once upon a time, it snowed

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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