- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

oh hey.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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