get in the car.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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