David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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