- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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