What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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The child was fired from his job.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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