So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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