There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

knock knock There's no door

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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