- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

mexicans fishing

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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