- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Fat? Jesse Z

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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