Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

The child was fired from his job.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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