XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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