"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

wanna here a joke? you.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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