- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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