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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Connor is homosexuaI

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

hextech crafting too opieop

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.