so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Abortion.

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