Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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