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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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