- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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