Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

That is so fetch

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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