Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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