- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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