- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

NASCAR being considered a sport.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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