the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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TELL

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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