What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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