- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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