There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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