- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

speak now or forever hold your pee

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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