- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Tony Romo

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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