Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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LOL

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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