Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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