- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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