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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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