What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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