- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

4 hours later.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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