How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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