Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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