- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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