Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Terraria

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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willam dafoe

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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