- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Irish sobriety

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the new green? Green

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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