- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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