Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

woman's rights

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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