- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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