Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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deez nuts

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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hi

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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