Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Katy Perry

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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