- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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