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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what this: b a dead one of these: p

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How did the dog die? He was put down.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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