- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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