What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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