- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I enjoy Popcorn

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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