- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's 2+2? Fish

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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