nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

read me write me

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Fine, ladies first.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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