a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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