"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

why dont they make black forks

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Cheese

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A child walks into a classroom.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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