ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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