A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A American seeking into mexico

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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