What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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