- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

the redsox

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Please ignore this statement.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A man penetrates another man.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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