how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Badabing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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