Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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