Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Take part of what?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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