What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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