- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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