knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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8===D

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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test test

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mark is religion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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