- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

How about that airline food?

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Bob Saget that is all

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

can you touch your toes? no

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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