it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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